1 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:03,146 In life, when you're staring down the barrel of a gun... 2 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,315 you have two options. 3 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,150 Always the same two options. 4 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,860 You step up... 5 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,278 or you fuck up. 6 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,533 My name is Ruben Jablonski. I'm 23 years old. 7 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:19,079 To put it objectively, I'm not what you'd call cool. 8 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,380 We're all ears, Mr. Jablonski. 9 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,007 It's... 10 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,593 the Constitution... 11 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,470 that was... 12 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,681 established... 13 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,391 All I am right now... 14 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:42,602 is a law student fucking up his oral exam. 15 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,395 I panic. 16 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,689 I see myself panicking. 17 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,482 I panic about panicking. 18 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,109 I see myself flunking it. 19 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,568 So I flunk it! 20 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,072 Justice may be blind. Unfortunately for you, not deaf. 21 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,658 Let's stop there, it's gruesome. 22 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,702 Same time, same place next year. 23 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,330 Perhaps you'll have something to say. 24 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,208 Perhaps. 25 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,380 Defense counsel's speech. 26 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,298 In other words, 27 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,634 the carrot that lures the ass forward. 28 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,179 It's what makes this worthwhile. Becoming a counsel. 29 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,765 Counsel, from the Latin word... 30 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,600 Anybody? 31 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,604 Nobody. 32 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,106 That's right, yawn. 33 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,943 Repeating a year at college is no cause for celebration. 34 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:35,280 But out of disaster came something totally lit. 35 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,032 Excuse me, is this Hall H? 36 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,993 Yes, young man. Take a seat. 37 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,496 Young lady. 38 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,666 Remove your hat to avoid confusion. 39 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,502 That day, Nora came into my life. 40 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,334 Excuse me... 41 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,504 Switch your phone to silent maybe? 42 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,006 You're jealous I'm not texting you? 43 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,803 - What's your name? - Marc. Why? 44 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:40,804 Hey, Marc! 45 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,932 You ever got your ass kicked by a chick in public? 46 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,141 - No. - Never? 47 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,102 It's gotta be humiliating. You're going? 48 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,646 - Yeah. - Too bad. 49 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,606 Have a good day, Marc! 50 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,110 Better, right? 51 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,529 Yeah. 52 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,197 How's it going? 53 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,742 Supergood. I'm repeating the year. 54 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,495 I know the classes, like I'm a year ahead. 55 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,913 Sick. 56 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,334 You can help me out. 57 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,418 N0, yes! 58 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,045 Sure, my pleasure. 59 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,463 I'm Nora. 60 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,131 Ruben. Nice to meet you. 61 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,800 Let's get at it. 62 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,928 Wanna let go of my hand? 63 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,056 That's how Nora became my Wednesday date. 64 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,517 She works hard, she's sman', talented, 65 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,812 and nothing made me happier than sitting next to her. 66 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,147 - Gotta go, sorry. - Really? 67 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,441 We're not done with the Civil Code. 68 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,026 See you. 69 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,946 One whole year, Nora and I had our study date. 70 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,949 I got my CitiCar card, so I can give you a ride. 71 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,493 Like our own little subway. 72 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,453 Sorry, can't. See you, dude. 73 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,831 I never managed to take it up a level. 74 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,250 She put a barrier between us. 75 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,210 The Friend Zone barrier. 76 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,046 I was thinking, the weather's picking up, 77 00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:00,341 so how about we go to Chinagora? 78 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,676 What's Chinagora? 79 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,220 Chinagora's a huge mall in Paris. 80 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:07,140 Think Dubai, but shaped like a pagoda. 81 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,185 Guys escape from Alcatraz, but the Friend Zone? No Way! 82 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,687 Chinagora?! 83 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,064 What's awesome about the new Avengers 84 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:18,401 is Wasp Man's cameo at the end. So say the blogs. 85 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,777 Poppin'. 86 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,362 Tell me all about it. 87 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,614 See you tomorrow. 88 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:27,368 Besides our weekly study date, I knew nothing about Nora's life. 89 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,038 But I knew I 'd do anything for her. 90 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,763 I'm dying to thrust inside you. 91 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:51,392 Let me enter you, and I'd rediscover my self-esteem. 92 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,938 C'mon, Nora, let me flood your vagina. 93 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,272 C'mon, Nora! 94 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,484 Dude, quit talking like you're inside my head. 95 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,695 You wish I was. 96 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,156 Straight up, I do not want you in my head. 97 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,701 - I'd boost your productivity. - Productivity, my ass! 98 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,747 That's Durex, living proof you can trust first impressions. 99 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,626 Racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, and my BFF. 100 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,298 It's nuts! You Jews, always playing the victims. 101 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,009 Dude, you'd make God choose another people. 102 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,552 How is that relevant? 103 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,513 What? How is it relevant? 104 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,723 I'll show you how relevant it is. 105 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,187 Nothing shocks you about those eyes? 106 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,731 Green eyes, my only asset. So what? 107 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,567 Those are women's eyes. Got it? 108 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,944 You have women's eyes. 109 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,197 A chick like Nora, she's looking for violence. 110 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,909 No shit. She wants a badass to smash her, rough her up. 111 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,042 Dude, you of all people judging on appearance! 112 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,419 You're ginger! 113 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,922 You're fucking ginger all over! 114 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,009 - Hands off! - On the hunkitude scale, zero. 115 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,847 Although gingers represent less than 1% of humanity, 116 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,306 we're all geniuses! 117 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,308 Van Gogh, 118 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,810 Horatio from CSI... 119 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,064 Precisely. 120 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,153 Sorry to interrupt. 121 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,905 The police are running checks on campus. 122 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,158 I must ask you 123 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,952 to leave the hall and go one by one 124 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,871 to the checkpoint at the gates. 125 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,707 Keep calm, everybody, please! 126 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,083 Thank you. 127 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:47,717 Nora! 128 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,638 - You forgot your jacket. - It's not mine. 129 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,641 - It's your favorite jacket. - It's not mine! 130 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,477 Don't you ever listen? 131 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:01,147 Do what the hell you want with it. Just back off, ok? 132 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,692 Qpefi up your bag, sir. 133 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,029 Go through. 134 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,530 Clear. Keep going, guys. 135 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,366 - We don't get a search? - Go through. 136 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,993 Cut it out, Durex. 137 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,287 Because it's 5pm, right? 138 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,414 After hours for you, huh? 139 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,668 10am tomorrow, my place, to cram for your oral. 140 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,504 Works. See you then. 141 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,631 10 sharp, right? 142 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,716 Or you'll end up in the police. 143 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,159 Ruben! 144 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,123 Sorry about earlier... 145 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:03,000 - No, if it's not yours... - It is mine! 146 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,669 Get in, I'll explain. 147 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,296 Get in, I said! 148 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,058 Give him the jacket, please. 149 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:20,601 Sure. 150 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,477 Here. 151 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,937 Thanks. 152 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,484 What the... 153 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,694 That's not mine! 154 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,864 Delighted to meet you, Ruben. My name's Mishka. 155 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,448 He's my buddy Oussmane. 156 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,120 Nora, say thank you. You owe him that, at least. 157 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,957 I was the cops' target. 158 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,086 Looks like you got the gear out. 159 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,921 That's cool. Thanks. 160 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,215 Straight up, I smuggled drugs? 161 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,634 Holy crap! 162 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,179 Not drugs, weed. 163 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,224 It was cool with the popo? They weren't too nosey? 164 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,019 - The popo? - The cops, Ruben. 165 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,938 I see. No, it was fine. 166 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,149 I mean, they totally put the heat on. 167 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,569 You ever get frisked on the street? For no reason? 168 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,654 No. 169 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,616 'Course not. 170 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,327 Say, Ruben... 171 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,289 Do you think of yourself as a smart guy? 172 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,126 Depends. 173 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,503 Depends on what? 174 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,839 On who I'm talking to. 175 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,261 Oussmane, pull over. 176 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,519 I think I just flat out fell in love. 177 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,272 Imma give you a present. 178 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,315 That's nice. 179 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,109 A trip tomorrow morning to Amsterdam with Nora. 180 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,819 Mishka, please. 181 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,071 Hold up. 182 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,865 He's a sap. I can handle it solo. 183 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,326 That's not true anymore, sorry. 184 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,328 Ruben reassures me. 185 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,748 He's touching, he's nice, he has big green eyes. 186 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,333 He's smart. 187 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,296 One quick question if I may... 188 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,798 What's the trip for? 189 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,424 Same thing as today. 190 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,678 Instead of bringing me a jacket, you bring me a package. 191 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,639 Alright, I get it. 192 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,935 First, let me say thank you for the job offer. 193 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,189 It's just that Monday I have my Master's oral exam. 194 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,485 If it was my first shot at it, I'd say, sure, screw it! 195 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,071 But I'm repeating the year. 196 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,032 This weekend I'm studying and studying some more. 197 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,867 With my dad and best buddy. 198 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,411 I don't need an answer now. 199 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,999 The offer's on the table. It's your call. 200 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,211 Alright. 201 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,630 Thanks very much. 202 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,427 I'll think it over. 203 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,886 Ruben! 204 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,054 Bro! 205 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,058 Quit calling me bro. It sucks. 206 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,769 - You're my bro, right? - You're not at school? 207 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,855 - My teacher died. - What? 208 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,315 How come? 209 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,275 'Cause I boffed her. 210 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,694 LMFAO. 211 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,614 Stop! 212 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,076 Listen up... 213 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,330 I need you to score me some papers. 214 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,332 Forget it, you're 12 years old. 215 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,959 - I'm 12 years old? - Yeah, you're 12. 216 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,670 No blunts at your age. Bye. 217 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,090 Asswipe. Watch that mouth. 218 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,925 I say when it's bye. Beat it! 219 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,720 - Yeah, right. - You bust my balls! 220 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,558 Watch the balla in action. Look and learn! 221 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,482 Stop! 222 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,942 Be a lady, bitch! 223 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,530 Hey, dad! 224 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,658 There we go! 225 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,786 Let's recap what you need 226 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,706 to make your homemade flashlight, aka the Sergio! 227 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,793 A 1.5 volt battery. 228 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,419 Aluminum foil. 229 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,672 A small sheet, 30cm no more. Or duct tape. 230 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,591 Last but not least, the bulb! 231 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,763 Enjoyed it? Subscribe today! 232 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,557 To subscribe, just click here. 233 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,644 See you next week for more Science with Sergio! 234 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,065 We smashed the 37 subscribers barrier. 235 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,942 I told you it'd take off. 236 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,111 "Dad, it'll never work. It's ridiculous." 237 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,987 Ridiculous? A success! 238 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,531 Give your dad a kiss. 239 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,534 - Where's your brother? - He's on his way. 240 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,577 Tell him to move it and shower! 241 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,954 Can't you tell him? 242 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,416 I'm mad at him. He called hookers on my phone again. 243 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,461 What's Felina talk about that's worth 450 bucks? 244 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,046 I'm gonna call Felina. 245 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,924 I'll tell her, "Watch out, Madam Felina! 246 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,844 "Jonas is underage. This is very serious! 247 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,055 "You need to stop this right now, Madam Felina." 248 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,142 - Right. - What's she talk about? 249 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:27,158 Stop snorting salt, and tell your brother your grade in Chemistry. 250 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,117 4! 251 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,286 4/20, and he's happy. 252 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,913 His dad's the teacher, and he blows his chance. 253 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,708 You get 4, I get 4. That's my name there. 254 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,585 Whatever! I'm going to bed. 255 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,421 Do that, and I'll pack you off to boarding school. 256 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,714 You can't afford it. 257 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,549 I'll get a payday loan! 258 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,260 Say something! 259 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,929 You're his dad, dad. It's yourjob. 260 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,764 Luckily, I've got you. 261 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,893 Ok? Not stressed out about Monday? 262 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,478 It's all under control. 263 00:14:55,686 --> 00:15:00,232 If you'd listened to me and done Science, we wouldn't be here now. 264 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,778 You're like me, not a people person. Orals aren't your thing. 265 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,491 Science is solid. Formulas and figures never betray you. 266 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,369 Sure, the girls are ugly, but they're not picky. 267 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,913 I've thought it over. 268 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,456 After you flunk, 269 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,083 we cram all summer... 270 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,420 Pls don't come tomorrow. It's not for you. 271 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,423 Advanced Math. You'll get every degree there is. 272 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,135 N0 orals, no stupid attorney's robes that cost a fortune. 273 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,179 Listen, Ruben... 274 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,599 What matters in life isn't what you can do, 275 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,352 it's what you don't know you can do. 276 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,859 You're going to Amsterdam with Nora? 277 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:44,777 Yes, dude. 278 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,112 Turns out I'm not a loser. 279 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,240 - You bribed her? - No. 280 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,700 You were wrong. Get over it. 281 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,702 So what do I do this weekend? 282 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,038 Whatever you want. Study. 283 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,206 A/I alone? 284 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,083 Or with whoever you want. 285 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,295 Know what? Nora's gonna sell you to a sheik as a sex slave. 286 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,048 Instead of taking an oral, you'll be giving oral. 287 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883 You racist pain in the butt! 288 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,260 The truth isn't racist. 289 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,304 So you'll cover for me? 290 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,891 23 years old and lying to daddy? 291 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,354 He's stressed out about the exams. I can't dump this on him, too. 292 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,606 I'll cover for you. 293 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,858 Thanks, that's cool. 294 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,626 You never listen, do you? 295 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,963 Look, Mishka wants me here to help. 296 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,382 I don't need your help, dammit! 297 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,052 My interview with your boss went really well. 298 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,430 He made me an offer I can't refuse. 299 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,265 I decided this adventure is on. 300 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,350 - You don't get it. - It's nothing personal. 301 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,185 This is serious shit here. 302 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,188 I know this is serious shit. 303 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,150 Look, my mind's made up. Take it up with your boss. 304 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,152 - He's not my boss. - Your colleague. 305 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,154 Ruben, I'm warning you... 306 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,574 We're not playing games. You're in over your head. 307 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,910 It's dangerous. I don't want anything to happen to you. 308 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,829 So I'm asking you... 309 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,664 Listen to me. Look at me. 310 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,541 And shut the fuck up! 311 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,086 You got a problem? 312 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,088 Are you listening'? 313 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,019 Isn't he your buddy? 314 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,163 Durex, what are you doing? 315 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,332 - Going to Amsterdam. - Not gonna happen. 316 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,249 No way! 317 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,209 A problem? 318 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,460 - No. - No problem. 319 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,753 Durex. The pleasure's mine. 320 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,171 I'm the best friend. 321 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,049 This is not gonna happen. 322 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,217 I just told him! 323 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,551 My ticket! 324 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,221 My car, my seat. Deal with it. 325 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,600 - He doesn't know, right? - Are you nuts? Never! 326 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,436 Trust me. I've known him forever. I'll handle him. 327 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,233 That's you handling him? 328 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,236 Everybody heard you, the whole train shook. Not cool. 329 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,656 With me, it comes with a bang. It's my signature. 330 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,116 You stupid jerk! 331 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,035 Around kids, families, you don't pull that shit! 332 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,162 No farting in enclosed spaces! 333 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,455 Forget it, he's a pig. 334 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,250 - You never fart, I suppose? - Sure, I fart. 335 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,334 Too much information. 336 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,919 - I crack stinkers. - No! 337 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,504 But they stink in silence. 338 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,505 Of course! 339 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,425 The famous silent fart of the female. 340 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,802 IflaggediL and you snuck closer. 341 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,971 You wanted to spoon my fart. 342 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,723 Admit it, I fascinate you. 343 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,103 So this is Amsterdam? 344 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,564 City of assholes, by the looks of it. 345 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,498 Best place to start is the Rijksmuseum. 346 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,500 For you, Ruben, the Anne Frank house. 347 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,170 And the flower market to round it off nicely. 348 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,422 Know what? Do your shit, we'll do ours. 349 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,840 We have a guide. 350 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:35,758 We do? 351 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:40,012 Yes! His name's Ulysse, and he's gonna show us the sights. 352 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,723 So what's your guide lined up for you? 353 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,185 He's one of those guides that knows where it's at. 354 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,813 History, art, local knowledge, food, he's got it all. 355 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,858 The Dutch Anthony Bourdain. 356 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,402 Exactly. Thanks, Durex, and goodbye. 357 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:04,912 Ik rook niet. 358 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,330 Two lk rook niets. 359 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,834 Where you going? 360 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,878 Ik rook niet means I don't smoke. 361 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,630 You ordered two nothings. 362 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,593 And tell him to join us. This is ridiculous. 363 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,970 Come on. 364 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,309 You the 3rd wheel? Cockblocking me? 365 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,561 Bigging you up. You're an embarrassment. 366 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,563 What? I'm getting a mood going. 367 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,650 The loser-desperate-to-fuck mood! 368 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,319 The female's gotta come to the male. 369 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,654 I know that. 370 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,323 She blows me off, so what do I do? 371 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,117 I'll tell some stories to show how fly we are, 372 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,703 the two of us. She'll want in on our vibe. 373 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,372 Simple as that. 374 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,249 Yeah, not bad. 375 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,918 What kind of stories? 376 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,382 It's better you don't know. Ruins the spontaneity. 377 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,843 Not bad. Spontaneity, like it! 378 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,484 You smoked before? 379 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,986 Sure, all the time. 380 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,531 At college, we smoke so much they call us the Stoner Twins. 381 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,785 When we rock up, people yell, Wow, it's the Stoner Twins! 382 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,579 And we're like, Yeah! 383 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,040 Yeah. 384 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,085 This reminds me of our trip to Spain. 385 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,920 Yeah, our trip to Spain. 386 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,714 - Which one? - With the hookers. 387 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,215 No, not that one. 388 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,426 - Sure, the sick hooker! - Zip it! 389 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,761 What's this about a sick hooker? 390 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,305 He never told you? 391 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,475 Nora, what you need to know is, just before we left, 392 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,102 his grandmother died. 393 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,396 Shut the fuck up! 394 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,064 Too late. 395 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,941 Whaddya mean? 396 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,903 So, Ruben says to me, 397 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,406 I'm gonna pop my cherry on Granny's dime. A kinda tribute. 398 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,282 Nasty! 399 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,951 - Quit while you're ahead. - Let him talk! 400 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,370 I take him to the red-light district, 401 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,497 where I knew a great little place. 402 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,167 What? Nothing. 403 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,295 This dork picks the whore with Delhi belly. 404 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,548 She puked her paella on his dick. 405 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,758 On his dick? 406 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,051 On his dick! 407 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,928 Asshole! 408 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,888 Don't throw shit at me! 409 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,433 Fuck me! 410 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,394 Let's hear it! 411 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,377 Hey, blondie! 412 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,058 Who is that guy? 413 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,184 That's Ulysse. 414 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,396 Anthony Bourdain, he's not! 415 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,109 He has a dick bulge. 416 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,362 We have one in track pants. He has one in jeans! 417 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,364 Absolutely, no shit! 418 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,908 I'm 5 mins late, Nora, and it's going off. 419 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,827 Sorry, Ulysse. Apologies. 420 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,328 C'mon, let's bounce! 421 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,955 Grab your bikes. 422 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:36,999 Those aren't ours. 423 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,461 Don't bust my balls. If you take them, they're yours. 424 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,255 Grab your bikes. 425 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:48,885 Like a caress! 426 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,638 I'm getting the perfect dose of breeze. 427 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,976 The speed-to-breeze ratio is just ideal. 428 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,186 - Feel it? - You are so blazed. 429 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,772 C'mon, all of you, do like me! 430 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,025 You feel it? 431 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,736 Amazing town, so many bikes. 432 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,446 Are we in Amsterdam or what? 433 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,031 Ruben... 434 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,868 Guide's weird, isn't he? What's his rating on TripAdvisor? 435 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,661 Dunno. 436 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,622 But I'm on a real trip advisor! 437 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,292 Fuck! 438 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:39,079 You can all go fuck yourselves 439 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,957 In fact you can all drop dead 440 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,335 Tonight on Shithouse Idol... 441 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,256 In any case, I'll wind up in the gutter 442 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:19,494 Amos, quit acting the clown. I'm here on business. 443 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,164 Souleymane. 444 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,431 Amos, look after him. 445 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,183 Where you going? 446 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,574 I was carrying all that. 447 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:58,909 This is whack! 448 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:01,536 Don't worry. Don't we always do a great job? 449 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,300 Hold on. It's not weed? 450 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,927 Who said it was weed? 451 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,596 Usually, with Mishka... 452 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,139 Exactly. Do as usual. 453 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,270 Can we move the cats? I think I'm allergic to them. 454 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,106 Leave them. The scent keeps sniffer dogs away. 455 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,609 Sure, of course. Sniffer dogs. 456 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,528 - Police sniffer dogs? - Chill. 457 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,999 Rule no.1, never open the package. 458 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,007 Rule no.2, 459 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,177 never any contact with liquid. Or the dope's ruined. 460 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:07,394 And knock that off. They're cats, not towels. 461 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,229 - He'd appreciate it. - Sure. 462 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,272 Sorry. 463 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,649 You complete dick! 464 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:14,067 Your backpack. 465 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,069 WhY? ln my backpack? 466 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,445 Sure, your backpack. 467 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,073 - Come on. - Not so fun now, is it? 468 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:41,553 Dude, what the hell! 469 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,972 It needed a little volume. 470 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,602 So, let's see how we like it! 471 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,186 Move it! Let's go! 472 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,990 On the train, kick back, zone out. 473 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,493 Hangin' with your buddies. Chillin', okay? 474 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:47,827 Carefree, cool. 475 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,121 Carefree, cool, all the way to Paris. 476 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,456 Why Paris? 477 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,167 Notjust Paris, cool for life. A cool guy. 478 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,627 Okay, got it. 479 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:57,337 Thanks, man. 480 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,299 The merchandise. 481 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,009 That's not cool. 482 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,260 - Totally not. - No. 483 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,763 - Thanks. - Listen up... 484 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,307 With shorty, you're way off. 485 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,309 Really? 486 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:12,977 What should I do? 487 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:16,773 Your problem! 488 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,609 Numbnuts! I can't bang her for you. 489 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,277 Be cool. 490 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:22,570 Cool! You're cool. 491 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,698 Can't bang her for you! 492 00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,117 Let's shoot! 493 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,673 What's with the sappy smiles? 494 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,842 Butt out. It's between Nora and me. 495 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:51,516 So, who's a cute little doggie? Where'd you come from? 496 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,976 Got me a new friend, too. 497 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,311 That's a great fighting dog. 498 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,190 That's right. Bring it on. 499 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,234 Hands off the dog, sir, please. 500 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:02,444 Hannibal, heel! 501 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:05,280 Holy shit! We're screwed. 502 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,322 Zip it! 503 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,908 Take it easy. He's not a robot. 504 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:09,993 Pardon me? 505 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:10,910 Ignore him. 506 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,579 Cut that out now. 507 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,872 I won't cut it out. 508 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,375 Six months in the slammer for petting a labrador? 509 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,376 Chill. 510 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,752 This isn't Texas. 511 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,421 Open your bags, please. 512 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,507 He's not with us. Act like nothing happened. 513 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,759 Sure. Nothing happened. 514 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,803 We'll start with you. Bag, please. 515 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,221 Yeah. 516 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:31,598 Bag! 517 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,435 Hand it over. 518 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,644 Yeah, I... 519 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,105 Backpack, sir. 520 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,274 C'mon, let the snooper snoop. 521 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,692 Your backpack, please. 522 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,235 - There you go. - Thank you. 523 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,338 Thank you, guys. 524 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:04,756 Watch your lip. 525 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,346 You suck-up, seriously! 526 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,097 The package! 527 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,766 Where's the package? 528 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,726 - Where is it? - In here. 529 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,144 - Where? - It's gotta be. 530 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:18,937 What package? 531 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:20,980 - No package. - No package? 532 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,149 What have you lost? What package? 533 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,484 Tell me what package. 534 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,902 Shut up! 535 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,154 I swear it was in here. 536 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,767 - Nothing to say? - Not to you. 537 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,144 You let me down. I feel betrayed. 538 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,105 What could I say or do? 539 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,816 Not become a drug trafficker! 540 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,361 I'm not a drug trafficker. 541 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,655 I'm in transportation. 542 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,366 It was my only way to be with her. 543 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,909 And now you know. 544 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,953 We've got a train in 25 minutes. 545 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,998 - And we leave Nora in custody? - Screw her! 546 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,250 - She can choke on her piss! - Shut up! 547 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,918 She's a lowlife. 548 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,420 Beneath us. 549 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,468 That is why you came. 550 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,846 You're cockblocking me. 551 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,557 No. 552 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,809 Shit, you're still in love with me. 553 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:41,394 Not at all. 554 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,438 Are you still in love with me? 555 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:44,981 No, I'm not. 556 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,650 I was 17, 0k? 557 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,820 An age when you process shit. It's perfectly normal. 558 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,488 Give me your phone. 559 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,700 Show me your phone. 560 00:33:58,661 --> 00:33:59,996 Fucking unbelievable! 561 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:02,790 - What's this photo? - I forgot I... 562 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:06,336 You forgot I'm your wallpaper? You still jerk off over it? 563 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:07,795 - Do you? - No! 564 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,339 You sicko! 565 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,634 That's not cool. 566 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,845 It's not cool bringing that up again, years later. 567 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,222 You think it's easy growing up, 568 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:21,351 and realizing you wanna blow your buddy? 569 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:24,687 Is it a lifestyle choice or a vacation thing? 570 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,648 Your head feels so... 571 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,196 I understand. 572 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,156 Sorry. 573 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:36,949 It's ok. 574 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,414 The bitch isn't for you. She'll never love you. 575 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,041 Let's split. 576 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,002 It's all good. 577 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,962 - How come? - I flashed my tits. 578 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,341 They just think we stopped a train. 579 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,302 Delete that. You're not gonna blow me. 580 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,935 Hey, Mishka. Sorry if this is a bad time. 581 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,605 I just wanted to thank you for the weekend. It's cool. 582 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,817 Amsterdam's magnificent, just magnificent. 583 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,610 What's up? Problems? 584 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,946 No, no problem. It's all good. 585 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,281 If it's all good, why are you calling? 586 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,325 Well, actually... 587 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,203 we... It's the train. 588 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,956 We missed the train. We couldn't... 589 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,082 get it. 590 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,501 But you got the package? 591 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,253 Sure, we got the package. 592 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,714 100%! The package is ok. 593 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,382 Why'd you say that? 594 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,926 But the train, totally missed it. 595 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:39,095 Tomorrow morning, you and Nora 596 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,514 catch the very first train. 597 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,933 Make sure you don't miss it. 598 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,436 8 tomorrow morning. For sure. 599 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,479 We'll be there. Awesome, thanks. 600 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,190 Thanks for your trust. Big kiss. 601 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,025 That went well. 602 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,528 Why'd you say that? 603 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,656 We don't have the damn package! 604 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,783 - I bought us some time. - What time? 605 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,661 If we can't find Ulysse, we're fucked! 606 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,913 You know where he lives? 607 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,751 215 Prinsengracht. 608 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:11,002 What? 609 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:15,256 Prinsengracht. His chick has a houseboat in Jordaan. 610 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,091 How d'you know that? 611 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:21,053 A woman and her hairdresser have no secrets. 612 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,014 Jordaan's miles away. 613 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:27,643 Right... 614 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:28,686 No! 615 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:37,069 Your buddy's a psycho. 616 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,989 They're hipsters. They don't count! 617 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,609 That's crying out for punishment. 618 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,870 Just one thing... 619 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:29,872 What? 620 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,124 We're agreed, we don't rape her? 621 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,709 'Course not! 622 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,717 Hold on. 'Course not, we rape her? 623 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,052 Or 'course not, not? 624 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,012 - We're not raping anyone! - C'mon! 625 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,931 Of course, absolutely. 626 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,767 We rape her not! 627 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,492 Ma'am? 628 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,703 Outside, we got our wires crossed. 629 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:13,207 I meant a cool rape. Not sad rape, with crying and cops. 630 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:15,459 I know what kind you meant. 631 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,671 But for moral reasons, we do this my way. 632 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,466 What's your way? 633 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,011 Like the uptown way. 634 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,143 His voicemail. 635 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:36,272 We don't know where he is either, or we wouldn't sneak in here. 636 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,649 Could you maybe lower your gun? 637 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:40,902 All we want is our package. 638 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,570 Cozy place you got here. 639 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,947 Is this Restoration? 640 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,701 - That's him. - What's he say? 641 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,786 Godammit! 642 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,247 - I'll handle this. - No, I'll go. 643 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,415 And mess up again? 644 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,833 Trust me. 645 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,460 I'll get the info. 646 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:12,767 When I arrived in Amsterdam, I dreamed of making it as a singer. 647 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:17,813 It didn't take long for me to realize I'd have to make sacrifices. 648 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,191 Can ljump in? That's not my question. 649 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:21,776 I've slept with men. 650 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:24,904 With many men. 651 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,281 Many, many. many- 652 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,620 What are you staring at? 653 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,666 Nothing. I'm casually despising you. 654 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,418 Many, many, many, many. 655 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,421 Many, many, many, many. 656 00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:45,341 I mean... 657 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:47,176 many men. 658 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,387 Yeah. That's quite a many. 659 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:53,766 You happy, luring my buddy into your scumsucking world? 660 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,059 I told him not to come. 661 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:58,020 He's in love with you. Obviously, he came. 662 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,356 What did you say? 663 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,236 C'mon, don't pretend you didn't know. 664 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:06,737 You knew. 665 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,906 You stole my buddy. 666 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:10,700 Anyway... 667 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,536 You people are all the same. 668 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,537 What people? 669 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:16,789 Arabs. 670 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,375 My mountain bike. 671 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,168 My Archos tablet. 672 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,546 My Adidas flip-flops at the beach. 673 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,631 Every time, stolen by Arabs. 674 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:27,967 There's no suspense. 675 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,636 It's getting shit-boring. 676 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,889 And every pedophile ring being run by a white guy? 677 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:35,182 That's cool? 678 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:39,645 Maybe it's because it needs a little organization. 679 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,647 Sure. 680 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,316 I see no other reason. 681 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,906 Here's the thing. You've given me a lot of information. 682 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,868 Very precise info. Too precise, in fact. 683 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,495 But I don't have the info I want. 684 00:40:56,662 --> 00:41:00,916 Which is, does Ulysse have our fucking package? 685 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,128 Sure, he does. 686 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,297 He crossed you, obviously. 687 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,758 Ulysse is a crook, a criminal. 688 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:09,925 A flyass pirate! 689 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,178 Say... 690 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,764 Feels like you have a package. 691 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:16,474 Really? 692 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,684 Want me to blow you? 693 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,145 Yeah, no. I mean, no. 694 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,731 Thanks, I'm just fine. 695 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:28,986 Well? 696 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,530 We were right, Ulysse has our package. 697 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:34,825 She'll get it back tomorrow. I'm sick of Amsterdam. 698 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:37,453 I didn't sign up for getting attacked by a hooker, 699 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:40,289 hit on by a nympho, and losing my glasses. 700 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:41,665 I'm going to bed. 701 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,112 Not sleeping? 702 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:12,696 No, I can't. 703 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,911 You were right, I shouldn't have come. 704 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,332 I should've listened to you. Sorry. 705 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,376 I thought I'd... 706 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,879 - I don't even know in fact. - Stop. 707 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,132 Stop saying sorry. 708 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:32,758 Yeah, sorry. 709 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,051 No! 710 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,887 Seriously, it's not your fault. 711 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,432 It is a bit, though. 712 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,476 No, it's mine. 713 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,062 I wasn't straight about us. 714 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,899 About you and me? 715 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,318 What are you and me? 716 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,696 You and me are nothing. 717 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,949 You're my study date, once a week. 718 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:01,829 Right? 719 00:43:02,204 --> 00:43:03,080 Sure. 720 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,667 There's nothing romantic about it. 721 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,086 That's lucky. I'm not a romantic chick. 722 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,256 Exactly, you're not a chick like that. 723 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,508 And I'm not that kind ofguy either. 724 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,760 So we're good. 725 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:18,470 We're good. 726 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,073 We're friends? 727 00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,583 Guys, wake up! 728 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,210 It's Ulysse! 729 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,523 Get outta here! 730 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,528 - Who are those guys? - Don't ask me. 731 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,781 Hide! 732 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,671 C'mon, move it! 733 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,965 Faster, you sheep shagger! 734 00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:41,178 What did they do to you? 735 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,429 Speak. my love! 736 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,265 I'm so sorry. 737 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,649 Hold still! 738 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,454 On the couch. 739 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,747 C'mon, sweetie! 740 00:45:13,585 --> 00:45:14,712 Sit down! 741 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,753 He's stressing me out. 742 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,089 I think I'm gonna drop a bomb! 743 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,519 If you fart we 're fucking dead! 744 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:42,359 How does Nora manage to drop a silent fart? 745 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,447 Idk asshole!!!!! 746 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,282 Ask her! 747 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,410 No, baby, you're really smart. 748 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,872 Dude, I don't have her number! 749 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,262 Nora, this is Durex. 750 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,389 Explain your technique 751 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,434 for farting without making a noise??? Thanks. 752 00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:22,316 Part your butt cheeks 753 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:24,485 and let it out slowly! 754 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,490 Alright, guys... I farted!!! 755 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:14,701 Alright, guys... I farted!!! 756 00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:32,177 What? 757 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:35,180 Jesus, Willem! 758 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,641 Not in enclosed spaces, dammit! 759 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,851 Godammit! 760 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:42,938 It's gotta be you. It stinks of beer and cabbage. 761 00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:46,108 You're only saying that 'cause you know I ate cabbage. 762 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:48,193 - Bullshit! - You pig! 763 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,752 - Willem's farted. - That's red onions. 764 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,087 Red onions? 765 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,007 - Yeah, it's Willem. - You gotta be kidding me! 766 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,010 - You farted in here? - No, it was him! 767 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,720 Cut it out! 768 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,600 I'm outta here. 769 00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:23,437 You farted, you pop a cap in him. 770 00:50:24,062 --> 00:50:26,857 - I didn't eat red onions. - Like I give a shit! 771 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,726 What the hell are we doing here? This isn't us. 772 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,144 It's not us. Let's blow. 773 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,729 This is pointless. 774 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,315 We bail? Without the package? 775 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,359 Screw the fucking package! 776 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,278 These guys are killers! They dissolved a guy! 777 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,489 Criminals do that a lot. 778 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,865 Ok, forget it. 779 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,867 C'mon, Nora! What's with your phone? 780 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,243 It's just... 781 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,506 You told me, no problem. 782 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,258 Bring me my package 783 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:38,261 tomorrow morning at 8, 784 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:40,389 or you'll be an only child. 785 00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:47,938 What'll he do to him? 786 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,440 You said he was on the level, dammit! 787 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,734 I don't know what he'll do. I'm sorry. 788 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,904 - What's eating him? - Fuck you! 789 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,407 Mishka's got my bro. It's on you! 790 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,034 C'mon, you're playing with the big boys now. 791 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:04,496 Badass is as badass does. Don't blame me. 792 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:07,499 It's not my fault. Not a bit! 793 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,876 You're just taking off? 794 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:12,754 He saves your life and you bail on us? 795 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,132 Ulysse, you can'tjust walk away. 796 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:16,550 Hear me? 797 00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,515 I think we gotta go to the cops. 798 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:25,350 Humiliating, but we got no choice. 799 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,018 Not an option. 800 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,021 If Mishka finds out... 801 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,037 I won't talk. 802 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,337 Can it! 803 00:52:58,633 --> 00:52:59,885 Right! 804 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:03,138 From now on, I'm gonna yell very loud! 805 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:05,390 So he's scared of me! 806 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:06,892 Why scared? 807 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,186 'Cause he doesn't understand me! 808 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,730 If you're scared, he'll be scared! 809 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,024 What the fuck! 810 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:15,066 Jesus! 811 00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:16,276 Sorry! 812 00:53:16,943 --> 00:53:18,403 I lost my glasses! 813 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:20,447 Ok, l'll try. 814 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,324 For the sake of credibility, 815 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,117 I gotta ask you to kneel 816 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,161 and beg for your life! 817 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,038 You're a pain in the butt! 818 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:29,289 Thank you! 819 00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:32,083 Tell him to say where my package is. 820 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:34,169 Or I smoke the motherfucker! 821 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:54,648 Your idea's horseshit. 822 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:56,525 Durex! 823 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:02,280 Remember when we got suspended in 6th grade? 824 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:04,282 For pissing in Dupagne's locker? 825 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:05,951 No, the other time. 826 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:09,955 Do the same to him. 827 00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:11,289 Thank you. 828 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:12,874 Thank you! 829 00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:25,387 You've been wearing that all along? 830 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:26,680 Of course. 831 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,182 What's he doing? 832 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,059 Scarier than brute force... 833 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,269 Insanity. 834 00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:35,856 Come on, baby, light my fire 835 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:38,733 Morning. 836 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,030 Try to set the night on fire 837 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,159 Why's he singing? 838 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:49,703 I've no idea. 839 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,415 You'll pussy out, limpdick! 840 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,751 - What the hell! - You said I could. 841 00:54:58,503 --> 00:54:59,379 You said yes! 842 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:09,180 - Shit! - You said yes! 843 00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:10,807 - Do something! - Like what? 844 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,393 Douse his dick! 845 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,437 Go get an extinguisher. Fast! 846 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:20,734 No extinguisher there. 847 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:23,945 I'll be right with you. 848 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:24,905 Got one! 849 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,448 Here I come! 850 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,536 Shit! 851 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,259 Kristel! 852 00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:50,931 Can you doll her up for the party? 853 00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:52,307 Of course. 854 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:57,891 Just saying, with me he talked. 855 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:09,981 You're sure we'll get in? 856 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,032 Jean-Pierre Pernaut! 857 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,496 Count Bernard de la Villardiére. 858 01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:42,365 They'll bust us. 859 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,242 They'll bust us, for sure. 860 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,495 No, they won't. Keep cool, and it'll all be fine. 861 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:02,760 So it's a mobster meet-and-greet. 862 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:28,953 You all know what you gotta do? 863 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:31,497 Hold on, where's Ulysse at? 864 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:33,708 No sweat, leave him to me. 865 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:25,760 Where you been? Grab the bags! 866 01:03:27,261 --> 01:03:29,305 This fat fucker eats too much! 867 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,598 Dump them there! 868 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:36,020 Slayed ya, man! 869 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:38,564 Move it! 870 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:48,241 Durex, we're in. Keep an eye on Caspar and his dad. 871 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:53,121 The name's not Durex, it's Bernard. 872 01:05:58,412 --> 01:05:59,205 Come with me. 873 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:00,831 What are you doing here? 874 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:05,920 Come on! 875 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:08,297 Wait, hold on there. 876 01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:10,174 We can't walk out of here. 877 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:12,009 Follow me. Ruben has a plan. 878 01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:13,761 He's with Ulysse. Come on! 879 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,973 - Ulysse is alive? - Yes! 880 01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,425 What the fuck is that? 881 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,219 A magnetic lock. It's hopeless. We blow. 882 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:58,097 Blow? No way! There's gotta be a solution. 883 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:00,182 Because you can demagnetize steel? 884 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,184 C'mon, let's blow. 885 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,826 About time! Have you seen Jonas? 886 01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:02,662 What are you doing? 887 01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:03,954 He's here with me. 888 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:06,123 Put him on. Shit meet fan! 889 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,501 Dad, no time now. We're calling 890 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:12,004 because were stuck on a Physics question. Your specialty. 891 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:14,882 Basically, the issue is how to demagnetize copper. 892 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:15,800 Steel! 893 01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:16,842 Steel. 894 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:19,762 I knew he'd buck up. I always said Jonas... 895 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,722 Dad, please, we don't have time. 896 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:25,643 Right, what do we know about steel? 897 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:28,062 Steel is an alloy, yes, but an alloy 898 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,648 of which carbon elements? 899 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,446 A pair of deuces! 900 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,919 We need to speed up the explanation. 901 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,838 He's gotta work out the answer. 902 01:08:54,004 --> 01:08:54,880 Or he won 't remember. 903 01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:56,632 Hear me, Jonas? 904 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:57,883 Hear him, Jonas? 905 01:08:59,176 --> 01:08:59,927 You hear him. 906 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:01,178 Yeah! 907 01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:02,346 He hears you. 908 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:05,933 J'encule ta mére. 909 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,977 If I talk Dutch, we won't get far. 910 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,812 Don't understand, do you? 911 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:11,897 Get it? 912 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,066 I get it. 913 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,236 So when 914 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,904 the supraconductor 915 01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:21,949 is connected to a source of electricity, 916 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,161 we have what a layman would call 917 01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,872 an electromagnetic field. 918 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,877 Thanks, dad. Thanks so much. 919 01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:34,462 You're a life-saver. 920 01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:38,132 Jonas, you get to say thank you, too. 921 01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:40,176 No worries, he's happy. 922 01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:41,844 Give the chump my love. 923 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,971 I promise. Thanks, dad. 924 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:47,433 Don't worry, we can do this. 925 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,351 Give me the package. Not twice. 926 01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,487 Why does that name ring a bell? 927 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,206 What happened to young Souleymane? 928 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:13,167 What happened to Souleymane again? 929 01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:15,002 Of course! 930 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:16,086 The jar! 931 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,256 What do you mean, the jar? 932 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:45,908 What's that? 933 01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:39,587 C'mon, Durex. Man up now! 934 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:24,340 I did it! That is so fucking lit! 935 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:31,221 - You still love me! - So much! 936 01:12:31,388 --> 01:12:33,223 - I got the package. - Let's bounce! 937 01:12:51,575 --> 01:12:53,786 Stop the Froggies! Plug the bastards! 938 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,927 What the fuck do we do now? 939 01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,105 Cease fire! Reload! 940 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,526 - What are you doing? - Finishing up. 941 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,206 Everybody ok? 942 01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:26,045 I'll grab the bags. 943 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,383 Baby, go with him! 944 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:32,760 - N0 way. - Go with him! 945 01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,774 C'mon, guys, move it! Let's roll! 946 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,047 What do we do now? 947 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,133 Who wants a ride home in a Porsche? My treat. 948 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,094 Great. I can't drive them! 949 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,763 You're Jewish and you can't drive a Porsche? 950 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:18,847 Please! 951 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,158 Like that doesn't hurt? 952 01:16:19,616 --> 01:16:21,076 No, it doesn't hurt. 953 01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:23,495 You actually got shot. 954 01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:26,623 Sure, I got shot. It clipped me, there's a lot of blood. 955 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:28,250 But it doesn't hurt. 956 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:30,502 You pretty much blacked out there. 957 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:31,670 We saw you. 958 01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:34,423 I blacked out for a second. 959 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:35,799 A long second. 960 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:41,180 - What have you lost? - The Coke bottle top. 961 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:43,265 The guy feels no pain. 962 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:47,102 I stub my toe on the bed, it hurts like shit. 963 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,313 He gets shot and it doesn't hurt. 964 01:16:50,105 --> 01:16:51,273 Cry if you want. 965 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,441 Cry! 966 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,109 What's bugging you guys? 967 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,736 I said it doesn't hurt. 968 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:13,545 I'm warning you, if it's bad news, save your breath. 969 01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:15,631 I got your dope. Put my brother on. 970 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,633 Don't get fresh with me. 971 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:19,635 In 3 hours, I'll be in Paris. 972 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,511 I'm checking my brother's ok. 973 01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:23,305 Jonas... 974 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:25,015 Your brother. 975 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,934 Fuck you, I'm busy. 976 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:28,852 Don't touch me! 977 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,854 He's got a mouth on him. 978 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,481 Fucking mophead! 979 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,900 That means he's ok. 980 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:38,570 Meet me at 8 at the faculty. 981 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,655 No. 982 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:42,366 - I say when we meet. - I've got your package. 983 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,368 So see you at 8. 984 01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:49,373 You shut the asshole down. 985 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:53,961 Fuck, it hurts. 986 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:55,337 - You bet! - No kidding! 987 01:18:16,316 --> 01:18:17,943 - You ok? - Yeah. 988 01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:43,468 Folks told me, 989 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,304 that guy's got a punch. 990 01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:48,724 But I'm thinking you're a straight-up virgin. 991 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,986 They look like gladiators. 992 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:02,112 What? 993 01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:04,656 Jeez, Durex, you're creepy. 994 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:09,786 That's better. 995 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:16,335 Good shot. Real good, you fucker! 996 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,504 Shut the fuck up, ok! 997 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:02,214 Stop. 998 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:03,548 Don't do it. 999 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:05,759 You're not a killer like them. 1000 01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:08,720 Look at me, will you? 1001 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,597 He's right. Let's go. 1002 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,141 I have no choice. They always come back. 1003 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:14,267 Please, Ulysse! 1004 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:23,985 You see, it's over. 1005 01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:25,946 Please, let's split! 1006 01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:28,490 Turn around. 1007 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,242 - No. - Please! 1008 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:31,785 It's pointless. 1009 01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:32,619 Turn around! 1010 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:38,041 Shit, this is a nightmare. 1011 01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:41,211 There we go. 1012 01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:49,094 Or he blows his buddy. Problem solved. 1013 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,600 We film him blowing buddy boy. 1014 01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:58,812 If ever they come back, we post it. It's in the cloud. 1015 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,522 What are you talking about? 1016 01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:03,692 The state, army or mafia can't stop the cloud. 1017 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,989 It's not a dumb idea. 1018 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,324 They won't give us shit then! 1019 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,454 Whaddya say? 1020 01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:18,290 You're insane! 1021 01:21:23,503 --> 01:21:24,629 He's crazy! 1022 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:30,177 Where'd you get that? 1023 01:21:30,343 --> 01:21:32,387 I got the idea and I thought, 1024 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,223 I'll put it out there, and see if they bite. 1025 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:41,646 - I'm so happy you made this trip. - At last! 1026 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:45,817 Just wait. 1027 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:57,412 Looking for trouble. 1028 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:11,259 What the fuck you doing? 1029 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:23,897 You're missing the point. 1030 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:33,198 Give it up! 1031 01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:34,616 It's amateur hour! 1032 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,460 Get your paws off me! 1033 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,485 Move it, Ulysse! 1034 01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:55,363 Gotta go. 1035 01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,657 Thanks for everything. 1036 01:23:58,325 --> 01:23:59,367 You guys are for real. 1037 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:01,328 Real gangsters? 1038 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:03,496 No, you're the real deal. 1039 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,374 C'mon, screw them! 1040 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:08,918 Let's go, I wanna make love in Berlin! 1041 01:24:09,085 --> 01:24:10,712 Austria, here we come! 1042 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,682 Take us to Paris University, driver, please. 1043 01:24:25,977 --> 01:24:27,270 No, not now! 1044 01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:29,022 C'mon! 1045 01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:30,940 Fuck it! 1046 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:54,923 All that stress for nothing! 1047 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,550 Same all along. We made it. Early, even. 1048 01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:01,346 Without the stress would've been much easier. 1049 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,932 Who put the Coke in here? 1050 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:05,350 Me. 1051 01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:06,685 What? 1052 01:25:09,270 --> 01:25:10,897 What the hell! 1053 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,698 What about no contact with liquid? 1054 01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:20,907 Who said that? 1055 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:22,701 You weren't there! 1056 01:25:22,867 --> 01:25:24,828 - Shit! - We are so fucked! 1057 01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:27,163 We did all that for nothing. 1058 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:28,081 Shoot. 1059 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:29,958 All that for nothing! 1060 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,210 I apologize. I'm really sorry... 1061 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:34,754 - Can we reamalgamate it? - Shut up! 1062 01:25:34,921 --> 01:25:36,423 Knew it, you're mad at me. 1063 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,174 - Look... - Fuck! 1064 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:47,434 Beat it! He doesn't know you. You're not with us. 1065 01:25:55,024 --> 01:25:56,568 Ruben, I'm really sorry. 1066 01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:01,781 He doesn't know you. 1067 01:26:04,075 --> 01:26:04,909 So what? 1068 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:07,454 He so doesn't know you! 1069 01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:29,768 Youth today! Always the same. 1070 01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:32,145 Always need a carrot. 1071 01:26:35,064 --> 01:26:36,483 You've got my order? 1072 01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:48,077 Everything went ok? You had no... 1073 01:26:48,244 --> 01:26:49,078 problems? 1074 01:26:50,955 --> 01:26:52,248 No. 1075 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,292 Ran into the popo. 1076 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,796 Roads are crawling with them in Belgium. 1077 01:26:57,962 --> 01:26:59,923 - Hand over the backpack. - Wait. 1078 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:01,591 What for? 1079 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,551 There's something fishy. 1080 01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,473 Put it away. 1081 01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:25,657 Who's he? 1082 01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:32,121 Dunno. 1083 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,500 Nora, what's going on here? Be honest. 1084 01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:37,544 Do what he says. 1085 01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,255 Take the backpack. 1086 01:27:47,887 --> 01:27:49,305 And who's that guy? 1087 01:27:51,891 --> 01:27:54,310 Not even a text, no news at all. 1088 01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:56,938 Shit's gonna hit the fan. Shit meet fan! 1089 01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:01,150 What do you think? No more games, take the backpack. 1090 01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:03,778 It's your backpack, isn't it? 1091 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:04,988 Take it, dammit! 1092 01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:06,739 Take 1093 01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:07,740 the backpack! 1094 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:11,870 What backpack? 1095 01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:14,998 That's not our backpack. 1096 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:17,417 There is no backpack. 1097 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,169 Go see your brother. 1098 01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:21,629 Give him a hug. 1099 01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:24,465 Start the car, I won't be long. 1100 01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:29,137 I don't know you. 1101 01:28:32,181 --> 01:28:33,641 I already forgot you. 1102 01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:34,934 You forgot us! 1103 01:28:42,692 --> 01:28:43,776 So long, badass. 1104 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,035 I don't know him. 1105 01:28:54,495 --> 01:28:56,289 What did that guy want? 1106 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,379 You should study together more often. 1107 01:29:03,963 --> 01:29:07,300 You thought you could take an exam without my good vibes? 1108 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:08,426 Serge! 1109 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,595 Adrien! Come here, son! 1110 01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:12,889 Your last tutorial. Remarkable! 1111 01:29:13,056 --> 01:29:15,099 See? Folks love it. 1112 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,310 - Miss. - Hello, sir. 1113 01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:19,771 Dad, we gotta go. 1114 01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:22,106 No stress! You'll ace it. 1115 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,069 My Son! 1116 01:29:29,447 --> 01:29:30,990 - He won't ace it. - No way. 1117 01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,784 No, it doesn't matter. 1118 01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:34,994 There's a change in your brother. 1119 01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:36,829 No glasses. 1120 01:29:36,996 --> 01:29:39,958 No shit, Sherlock! He looks better without glasses. 1121 01:29:40,166 --> 01:29:41,334 What was I like? 1122 01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:43,461 As a cop, was I credible? 1123 01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:45,672 - You were great. - Seriously? 1124 01:29:45,838 --> 01:29:48,257 To tell the truth, I felt so in character. 1125 01:29:48,424 --> 01:29:50,385 Like, let's fuck these guys over. 1126 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,098 Well, good luck. 1127 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,059 You're bailing on your oral? 1128 01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:00,144 No, I passed it last year. 1129 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:01,604 What? 1130 01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:05,358 Why'd you do all year with me? Don't get it. 1131 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:07,694 'Cause... 1132 01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:10,822 I liked the atmosphere here. 1133 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:16,995 Crazy guy. 1134 01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:19,247 I know. 1135 01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:24,127 You ok, Nora? 1136 01:30:24,293 --> 01:30:25,545 Sure, I'm ok. 1137 01:30:27,797 --> 01:30:29,007 I was scared, s'all. 1138 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:32,677 Don't! 1139 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:39,892 Yeah, you need no one. You're happier that way. 1140 01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:44,731 You were right, she's not the girl for me. 1141 01:30:45,231 --> 01:30:46,524 You're so not for me. 1142 01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:51,612 I am so dumb! 1143 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:12,759 We're all ears, 1144 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:15,094 Mr. Jablonski. 1145 01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:35,591 Ladies and gentlemen, 1146 01:32:36,425 --> 01:32:37,677 Hello!